In Dungeons and Dragons, it is stated many times that Zuggtmoy, the Demon Queen of Fungi, has trouble maintaining cults in the Prime Material Plane due to societal disinterest in mushroom-cultistry. Given Zuggtmoy’s indisputable beauty and charm, this lack of cultists can only be attributed to stark MILFphobia. In the essay I will
Somewhere, there are orcas. I’m in my little gray house in Ohio surrounded by the stale, staticky air of winter indoors, but somewhere there are orcas. It’s an easy fact to forget. It’s easy to shrink your world to what you can see. But thankfully, somewhere, there are orcas.
Alright, I queued this in the beforetimes.
It’s so incredibly poignant to be reminded of it now during coronatide.
